DAIly FIX EDItion, "propos sur les celebrites"

19 septembre 2010

DAIly FIX EDItion, "propos sur les celebrites"

If Michael Jackson Was Alive, He’d Be Happy

Or feeling only like a mild pedophile, since we’re not really sure how Michael Jackson expressed his emotions in his later years. Today, a judge just dismissed a $300 million lawsuit that had been filed against him. A federal judge in New York just dismissed a lawsuit filed by AllGood Entertainment, claiming Michael had agreed [...]

Lindsay Lohan Gives Back… What She Owed

Lindsay Lohan is at least attempting to make amends in the world… she has just ended her legal war over some items that make PETA seethe: ostrich, snake and leather-skin clothing. She bought these clothes at a swanky L.A. boutique that said she owed them a lot of money. Church boutique in L.A. claimed that [...]

Shauna Sand’s Boobs are Sad

There is no reason on this green Earth that Shauna Sand, Playmate and fake-name-owner extraordinaire, should be sad. She has the tits of a goddess, the bank account of a man, and the amount of free time of a pot smoking high school programmer. Life is perfect! But… not even a perfect life can keep [...]

Lindsay Lohan Fails Her Drug Test, Positive for Cocaine

Go directly to jail, do not collect $200. Here’s the general rundown, Lindsay Lohan left rehab on August 24th, and on August 25th she was in a bar until 1am. 5 days after that she was pulled over by a cop for running a stop sign (on the way to the same bar as before), [...]

Adam Lambert Fights a Photographer and Keeps His Manicure Intact

Adam Lambert has just taught the world a lesson: Gay people can kick ass just like straight people, except sometimes they might look a little better doing it. Don’t think because a dude has his fingernails and toenails painted to perfection and is wearing what could only be described as gay beachwear (or what a [...]

Britney is Back to Her Upskirt Ways

Here’s Britney Spears flashing an entire mall and her kid son in LA yesterday, but then this is probably the tamest thing Jayden’s seen of her if the court case against her is true. But anyways, Hooray! No more Britney-crotch withdrawal for us. Well she is wearing panties this time I guess, and all you [...]